It's a situation we've all been in at one time or another, sitting with your beloved snuggled up in the sanctuary of your home a question arises:
''You know something, my darling, something just isn't right, we're missing something..''
''Oh! what is it my dearest? perhaps more of those scented candles?''
''No, that it isn't it''
''Perhaps an aquarium, just to add a little more ambiance to our private space''
''No, I was thinking we could house a 15 stone Negro buck fresh in from Africa, my sweet''